Today in random bits


On my way to the grocery store I stopped at a red light. I glanced in my rear view mirror and thought that the person behind me had on a weird head scarf. Then I looked again and realized that he was dressed as a pirate (at least from the shoulders up) and was very small since he didn’t make it much over the steering wheel. When I looked back again he saluted me. Curious.

While I was watching Project Runway this evening I saw a Charmin commercial. I want those fucking bears to fight to the death with the Berenstain bears.

I’m giving myself until the end of the month to do one of three things: quit Ambien, quit diet coke, or start exercising. In the mean time I will be sitting on the couch slamming diet coke until my Ambien kicks in. Smell that, bitches.


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